A review by schnarah
Blood to Dust by L.J. Shen

3.0

Impeccable writing, here are some of my favorite quotes:
"Not only is Beat physically big, he is also somewhat of a human furnace. I swear he radiates enough heat to photosynthesize a whole forest."
...Is probably the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, but it didn't stop, because there is this gem in the next paragraph:
"I jump into the shower and pee as the stream of gurgling water splashes over my body. My bladder is burning with release."
Also her new identity "Tanaka Cockburn" was hilarious.