A review by labunnywtf
Rogues by Gardner Dozois, George R.R. Martin

1.0

How much did I hate this book?

How much, you ask?

I hate this book so much, I REFUSE TO REVIEW IT. Re. Motherfucking. Fuse.

Fuck. this. book. Fuck this collection. GRRM, you may be great at writing characters, but you suck at putting together a collection of interesting stories.

This is the least interesting collection of short stories I've read in a year of reading bad short story collections.

SO FUCK THIS BOOK.

I will be reviewing the individual short stories that didn't make me want to put my iproduct under my car tire and roll it over repeatedly. But I refuse to review them here, because that would mean rating this book higher than NONE.

Or, as GR requires, one star.