A review by sarahconnor89757
Ocean of Lard by Kevin L. Donihe, Carlton Mellick III

2.0

I knew things weren't going well when I got to a "The End" and I thought, "I'm okay with that."

Doing an adult version of a choose-your-own-adventure is a great idea but in the end it was more fun to appreciate as a concept than to actually read. The story itself was a little flat but the worst part was that the few choices you were given were just linear A or B decicions. I expected a lot more from the people involved.

I might have found this more entertaining, though, if I hadn't read Super Giant Monster Time! by Jeff Burk first. It was too good. Get that book, not this one.