A review by mattstebbins
Log of the S.S. the Mrs. Unguentine by Stanley Crawford

1.0

More like "Log of the S.S. Bullshit." More like the only log use this is good for is wiping my ass. More like find a fucking editor, you fucking twat. I wanted to stab the author by page twenty-one. This is the shit that drives me irrationally angry - no one has the right to write this poorly, to murder words, not even "in the name of art."

Fucking prick. Maybe it'd work as a drinking game? Scratch that - I refuse to try.

[sub-zero stars for sub-zero fucks. This goddamn "book."]