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The Amityville Horror by Jay Anson
1.0
slow-paced

This narrator suckkkkkksssssss. This author sucksssssss. This is just a really, really bad book. 

How many times do you have to say 112 Ocean Avenue? I think we got it after the first… idk… 20 times you mentioned where they lived. 

We get it. They felt it was super cold in the house and kept stoking the fire.

If you hadn’t included all the boring dialogue that was not needed, this book could have been 2 hours long instead of almost 7. 

Not only was it extremely terribly written, it included animal abuse and child abuse!!!! I’m pretty sure the husband just generally hated his wife, too. So there’s that. 

Honestly I finished this purely out of spite just to give it a one star review.