A review by zombeesknees
George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America by Cory O'Brien

5.0

Almost as hilarious as his first book, Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, O'Brien is at it again with plenty of profanity, pop culture riffs, and CAPSLOCKING irreverence. This time the history and folklore of the United States is in his crosshairs and I, actual history major graduate, was DELIGHTED. With such instant classics as "Paul Bunyan is Godzilla But With Thumbs", "The Roanoke Colonists Forget to Leave a Forwarding Address", and "Thomas Jefferson is a Radical Man , Buying Radical Land", there's a little something for everyone. This is pretty much tailor-made for dramatic readings to appreciative friends with one-liners like "John Henry who, like Nicki Minaj's ass, DOES NOT QUIT."

Prepare to be beaked by the majestic eagle of history INDEED.