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A review by iwi
The Courtship of Princess Leia by Dave Wolverton
1.0
I think the only thing I truly enjoyed about this was the rancors and Luke flying the Falcon at the end with a Force trance. Like yes make Luke scary, I love it.
Everything else felt so... wattpad. Like Hn would ever shoot Leia or that she would try and shoot him too? And the whole I'm gonna make you fall in love with me again thing was so boring and stupid, like we know they love each other. And that he kidnapped her and asking people how to make Leia fall in love with him. AND Leia actually being torn between Han and a guy she just met. Like it could have been interesting if it was that Leia was considering it for political reasons and that she obviously loves Han but it might be something she needs to do. But no.
None of the characters feel much like themselves. And then acting like Han is the long lost king of Corellia (but wait he isn't) but not contacting the planet is bizarre.
Also "ride me like a rancor" is going to scar my brain forever. Almost as bad as Han telling people "to kiss my wookie" again and again.
Also so much insta love. Fatphobia. And some weird women hating stuff. Why rerelease this?
Everything else felt so... wattpad. Like Hn would ever shoot Leia or that she would try and shoot him too? And the whole I'm gonna make you fall in love with me again thing was so boring and stupid, like we know they love each other. And that he kidnapped her and asking people how to make Leia fall in love with him. AND Leia actually being torn between Han and a guy she just met. Like it could have been interesting if it was that Leia was considering it for political reasons and that she obviously loves Han but it might be something she needs to do. But no.
None of the characters feel much like themselves. And then acting like Han is the long lost king of Corellia (but wait he isn't) but not contacting the planet is bizarre.
Also "ride me like a rancor" is going to scar my brain forever. Almost as bad as Han telling people "to kiss my wookie" again and again.
Also so much insta love. Fatphobia. And some weird women hating stuff. Why rerelease this?