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A review by hollylash
House of Night #1 by Karl Kerschl, P.C. Cast, Joëlle Jones, Kristin Cast, Kent Dalian
1.0
WHAT, WHAT IS THIS? A GRAPHIC NOVEL? REALLY? REALLY? WHY? DOES GOD HATE US THAT MUCH? DOES HE WANT ME TO RIP MY EYES OUT AND SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? THIS, THIS ISN'T EVEN AKJFDSLJKSFDGKJGFOIGOIG--.
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We apologize for the inconvenience, but this reviewer has just died from their brain exploding painfully due to bad literature intake. Her status right now is critical. She may not survive. Not if this crap is still being produced.
Real Review: Ok, no I have not read the whole thing. I've read the book and I've looked at the preview and that was enough. At least Twilight's graphic novel has decent art. The art in this is just unappealing and harsh and just plain ugly at times. All the production costs obviously went into the covers which, I have to admit, are gorgeous. When the art isn't make you cringe, it's standard at best. Nothing gorgeous, nothing that would stop me in my tracks, nothing that merits a whole graphic novel of a book series that really didn't need it.
And the story, I shouldn't have to say anything. Visit Marked's Goodread page and read a couple of their reviews. They say it better than anyone could.
I will say it once and only once. Not every flipping ass book needs a graphic novel. Stop producing them just to cash in.
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We apologize for the inconvenience, but this reviewer has just died from their brain exploding painfully due to bad literature intake. Her status right now is critical. She may not survive. Not if this crap is still being produced.
Real Review: Ok, no I have not read the whole thing. I've read the book and I've looked at the preview and that was enough. At least Twilight's graphic novel has decent art. The art in this is just unappealing and harsh and just plain ugly at times. All the production costs obviously went into the covers which, I have to admit, are gorgeous. When the art isn't make you cringe, it's standard at best. Nothing gorgeous, nothing that would stop me in my tracks, nothing that merits a whole graphic novel of a book series that really didn't need it.
And the story, I shouldn't have to say anything. Visit Marked's Goodread page and read a couple of their reviews. They say it better than anyone could.
I will say it once and only once. Not every flipping ass book needs a graphic novel. Stop producing them just to cash in.