A review by leucocrystal
Long-Form Religious Porn by Laura Lee Bahr

3.0

"I had a chance to be a Vampire, a real Vampire. Instead, I got saved by Jesus, just like a million other losers."

Kooky, funny, wild, fun, extremely bizarre. I dug it, more than this rating might indicate; I remain forever annoyed that Goodreads still doesn't have a half-star rating system. Once again, took way longer to finish than has anything to do with the book itself; my reading rhythm this year remains weirdly, inexplicably shot to shit, and it's really starting to get on my nerves.