A review by c_serpent
Dear Mister Essay Writer Guy: Advice and Confessions on Writing, Love, and Cannibals by Dinty W. Moore

2.0

DNF at 70%. I enjoyed the first 60% as mindless entertainment, but after I picked it up again I became suddenly aware of the fact that nothing in this book was actually interesting to me, I was simply reading it the way one reads a magazine in a doctor's office: because it's there. I picked it up and then I read it. But then I picked it up again, and had to ask myself why.
There is no reason. I care very little about the opinion of the average American man. I care even less about the opinion of average American men who talk about how high they were all the time. I feel like I could have written this book, without being high, and the only reason why I haven't is because there is nothing in it worth saying, so why would I.

It gets two stars because it didn't hurt me, and therefore i don't care enough about it to give it only one star.