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A review by dylancampbell
Teen Boat! The Race for Boatlantis by Dave Roman, John Patrick Green
1.0
I have no idea how I feel about this book.
There's just way too much to consider here.
First, the premise. Seriously. This is the best/worst premise I've ever seen.
Second, the tagline. Seriously. No, seriously.
Third, the awful and truly transcendent pun about "pier pressure" oh my god holy ugh that was a glorious moment that struck my soul with a lightning bolt of pain and suffering and admiration and awe wide-eyed doe in headlights pray for my eternal soul because that pun tears at me and forever will.
So this book is either one star or five.
I'm going with one because if I'm going to be critical the only thing really going for it was that pun.
There's just way too much to consider here.
First, the premise. Seriously. This is the best/worst premise I've ever seen.
Second, the tagline. Seriously. No, seriously.
Third, the awful and truly transcendent pun about "pier pressure" oh my god holy ugh that was a glorious moment that struck my soul with a lightning bolt of pain and suffering and admiration and awe wide-eyed doe in headlights pray for my eternal soul because that pun tears at me and forever will.
So this book is either one star or five.
I'm going with one because if I'm going to be critical the only thing really going for it was that pun.