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A review by helpfulsnowman
New Shoes by Sara Varon
4.0
My favorite part is that a monkey can't help but do mischief. He doesn't really mean any harm, he's just a monkey doin' monkey shit.
Are cats basically the closest thing we can have to pet monkeys that won't possibly rip your face and genitals off while you're still alive? I think they probable are.
A cat named Monkey. That's the ticket to happiness. Plus, the cat doesn't seem interested in stealing my bananas. Which, honestly, isn't a problem. I only buy and eat bananas for health purposes, not because I like them. So if the bananas just disappeared and I assumed I'd eaten them and forgotten, that'd be a best-case scenario for me and bananas.
Are cats basically the closest thing we can have to pet monkeys that won't possibly rip your face and genitals off while you're still alive? I think they probable are.
A cat named Monkey. That's the ticket to happiness. Plus, the cat doesn't seem interested in stealing my bananas. Which, honestly, isn't a problem. I only buy and eat bananas for health purposes, not because I like them. So if the bananas just disappeared and I assumed I'd eaten them and forgotten, that'd be a best-case scenario for me and bananas.