A review by spuriousdiphthongs
Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear by Carl Hiaasen

Did not finish book.

2.0

Saw this come into the library and grabbed it because I've enjoyed Carl Hiaasen in the past.

Don't waste your time. I picked it up and found myself almost immediately skimming because nothing held my interest or was remotely compelling or inspiring. DNF.