A review by baticeer
Doctor Who: Mad Dogs and Englishmen by Paul Magrs

3.0

I mean it kind of sustains itself solely on its own ridiculousness, but if you're the sort of person who would look at the cover, which is hot pink and features a dog with human hands, and think "Wow, I have to read this Doctor Who book about dogs with hands," then you should probably read this. It is definitely a Doctor Who book about evil time-traveling sentient poodles with human hands. That is an accurate description of this book. Also Noel Coward is in it a lot? I didn't know who he was and that might have hurt my reading experience, but probably not, I think the dogs with hands were enough.

actual quote, regarding dogs with hands knowing what a TARDIS was: "We are poodles, Doctor. Of course we know of such things."

(DOGS WITH HANDS)