A review by labunnywtf
Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules by David Sedaris

2.0

Stories hand picked by David Sedaris, a masterful story teller. What could go wrong?

::head desk::

Everything. Everything goes wrong.

Every damn story had a great opening plot. It's like, okay, the roller coaster is leaving the gate...it's going upwards...oh, wow, we're almost vertical, this is going to be such a great ride.......

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Wait. What happened? Why are we stopped? Did....did I fall asleep?

Ugh.