A review by anthroxagorus
Riverdale #1 by Michael Grassi, Joe Eisma, Mike Pellerito, Andre Szymanowicz, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Janice Chiang, Will Ewing, John Workman

4.0

Not bad, good art, ultimately boring. The first story is about Archie on the football team, but we already know how he feels taking on Jason Blossom's jersey. The second is how Cheryl hates Betty, and Betty will take it for Polly. We know all of that. Unless you're not watching the show. In that case, what are you even doing with your life?

Still, I think if the writers know what they're doing, this is going to set-up a good next issue. I expect more of the creepiness from the show. Give me Cheryl's incestuous love for her twin. Give me Ms. Grundy!!

But points off for re-affirming Jughead as not asexual. ("#hotbetty"). Nope. Nope!! Not even!!! Jughead is aroace for life, son.