A review by lizzderr
The Eye of Argon by Jim Theis

1.0

This deserves every bit of its reputation as potentially the worst fantasy story ever written. The structure isn't actually half bad, but the prose is atrocious. I'm still not fully convinced (based, among other things, on the way certain often-misused words are used correctly) that this wasn't satire. Either way, the best way to read this is with a group, aloud, round-robin style: see how far you can get without laughing or staring at the page in disbelief.