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My Favorite Fangs: The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires by Alan Goldsher
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Maria is a Vampire who lives amongst Sister Zombies in the Zombie Alley. When Mother Zombie kicks MAria out of the Alley, she heads to the Von Trapp residence to become the Von Trapp children's new Governess. Upon arriving, Maria turns the children into vampires and marries Captain Von Trapp. When Nazi's begin to threaten her new family she takes matters into her own hands to stop them once and for all.
I was so excited for this book when I read the synopsis... As soon as I finished the prologue I knew I was going to hate it.... If I could give less than one star on goodreads I would.... this was by far the most idiotic, pointless piece of garbage I have ever read. If I had to read the words "whore", "lady bits" and "breasts" I was going to freak out. read this book and you'll find out. It's so poorly written and obnoxious I hated every second of it.
Overall, the book is a waste of time and I'd definitely NOT recommend it to anyone...
Maria is a Vampire who lives amongst Sister Zombies in the Zombie Alley. When Mother Zombie kicks MAria out of the Alley, she heads to the Von Trapp residence to become the Von Trapp children's new Governess. Upon arriving, Maria turns the children into vampires and marries Captain Von Trapp. When Nazi's begin to threaten her new family she takes matters into her own hands to stop them once and for all.
I was so excited for this book when I read the synopsis... As soon as I finished the prologue I knew I was going to hate it.... If I could give less than one star on goodreads I would.... this was by far the most idiotic, pointless piece of garbage I have ever read. If I had to read the words "whore", "lady bits" and "breasts" I was going to freak out. read this book and you'll find out. It's so poorly written and obnoxious I hated every second of it.
Overall, the book is a waste of time and I'd definitely NOT recommend it to anyone...