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A review by tracie_nicole
Send No Flowers by Sandra Brown
1.0
Oh gosh guys. Don't read this. PLEASE. It was terrible. You all know I don't usually make DNFing a habit, but for this I did. I only had 40 pages left, but I just couldn't.
First of all, the writing was so affected. The author used big words just to sound intelligent, when in reality it made all of the dialogue and thoughts of the characters sound staged and fake as hell. It also made the writing really tedious to get through.
But what I hated most were the characters. They were both horny all of the time. Like it was ALL they thought about. But when they did have sex, it was cringy and awkward to read. And this was after they knew one another for a couple days. And when they had children close to them in another room. Then of course they decided they couldn't live without each other, but OF COURSE it wasn't going to work. *rolls eyes*. They wouldn't even get to really know one another. And the main girl was supposed to be DONE with relationships. RIGHT. I bet.
Oh and lets not mention that immature scene with them getting it on in a Disney World ride, and that one scene where the main male MC said he was so horny he would rape the girl on a table. No NO NO FUCK NO. After that this whole book made me want to throw up. So I didn't finish it.
First of all, the writing was so affected. The author used big words just to sound intelligent, when in reality it made all of the dialogue and thoughts of the characters sound staged and fake as hell. It also made the writing really tedious to get through.
But what I hated most were the characters. They were both horny all of the time. Like it was ALL they thought about. But when they did have sex, it was cringy and awkward to read. And this was after they knew one another for a couple days. And when they had children close to them in another room. Then of course they decided they couldn't live without each other, but OF COURSE it wasn't going to work. *rolls eyes*. They wouldn't even get to really know one another. And the main girl was supposed to be DONE with relationships. RIGHT. I bet.
Oh and lets not mention that immature scene with them getting it on in a Disney World ride, and that one scene where the main male MC said he was so horny he would rape the girl on a table. No NO NO FUCK NO. After that this whole book made me want to throw up. So I didn't finish it.