A review by naumovalisa
Apples by Richard Milward

0.25

this book is worse than some fanfics i read when i was 12. really gives you the 'my mom sold me to 1d' vibes. 
it's so incredibly bad you can't help but read more in case it gets worse, and it does. unbelievably racist. 
however very fun to write down the multiple creative ways to describe genitalia as well as get educated on fascinating british slang of y2k. some quotes in this book are truly gold. only read within a friend group, otherwise go insane