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georgina_ereads's review against another edition
2.0
ok this is pure shrek smut. very strange read but oddly interesting
kiana_vondra's review
adventurous
dark
funny
inspiring
lighthearted
mysterious
tense
slow-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? Yes
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
5.0
maddydactyl's review
5.0
This was super sweet and a great read. It's filthy smutty, but also super wholesome. These idiots are made for each other and BOO LAWRENCE!
angelinafxrs's review
1.0
I’m sorry but whoever rated this high…
I’m judging you. So fucking much.
This is something a 16 yo wrote in her notes app after having woken up from binging the Shrek movies and accidentally had a sex dream.
This should have stayed in the notes app.
Where do I even start?
Easy things first.
Editing mistakes. A lot.
Continuity mistakes. She has jet black hair then 70% through she suddenly has chocolate brown hair.
Medium-gag things second.
The cringiest fucking dialogue I’ve ever read.
And I LOVE trashy monster romances.
This?
I wish I could give it 0.
Also. Is “Beck” suppose to be a separate character or is it just the same narrator fucking themselves? It literally reads as if the narrator wore puppets on their hands and tried (and failed miserably) to pretend play and speak to herself.
Because him saying “ugh” sounds like a twenty something-year-old would have.
Just because it says “Beck” at the top of the chapter does not mean it is a separate character as he reads and speaks exactly like the fmc.
Hard-core-wanting-to-throw-my-kindle-into-the-wall stuff.
The ogre wears fucking sweat pants but lives in a swamp.
He grew up watching tv but has no electricity?
The whole point with a monster lover is for the mc to be a monster.
Not a 20 year old jock in green paint.
They fell in love in two weeks.
First of all, I had to call in sick from work because my eyes were permanently stuck in the back of my head from rolling them so much.
Then, I had to ice my face from the uncountable amount of times I face-palmed.
Second of all… Thirdly? Fourth?
Was any effort put into this at ALL when it comes to the plot? Actually, when it comes to anything in this “novel”.
The ogre, having lived hidden from humans, IN A SWAMP, suddenly GETS ON A FUCKING PLANE?
This isn’t even the 1930s where MAYBE he could have. Passport? ID? Security? Anyone?
I’m guessing this author has never actually been on a plane or watched a single movie produced past 1943.
HE ALSO ONLY WEARS A CAP AND GLASSES?
What airport in the US- no, what backcountry shithole in the WORLD- would allow a green giant without a passport, in glasses and a hoodie, be allowed into any airport? Less of all A FUCKING PLANE?
And the random incest because regular cheating isn’t enough to showcase what a dick-wad her fiancé is?
Please. This was like, the least problematic thing that happened in this book.
The fmc being almost RAPED and then the “orge”(Chad from Florida Uni in green paint) nnnnneeeeds her and they fuck so many times in front of the unconscious rapist.
Also also.
SHE NEVER FUCKING WASHES. She goes around with orge cum and the first time they have sex she hasn’t showered in three days IN FLORIDA. IN A COTTAGE WITHOUT AC. IN THE FUCKING SWAMP.
JAIIIIIIIIIIIIL. FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS.
INCLUDING THE AI THAT PROBABLY WROTE THIS.
BLEACH MY EYEBALLS.
I’m judging you. So fucking much.
This is something a 16 yo wrote in her notes app after having woken up from binging the Shrek movies and accidentally had a sex dream.
This should have stayed in the notes app.
Where do I even start?
Easy things first.
Editing mistakes. A lot.
Continuity mistakes. She has jet black hair then 70% through she suddenly has chocolate brown hair.
Medium-gag things second.
The cringiest fucking dialogue I’ve ever read.
And I LOVE trashy monster romances.
This?
I wish I could give it 0.
Also. Is “Beck” suppose to be a separate character or is it just the same narrator fucking themselves? It literally reads as if the narrator wore puppets on their hands and tried (and failed miserably) to pretend play and speak to herself.
Because him saying “ugh” sounds like a twenty something-year-old would have.
Just because it says “Beck” at the top of the chapter does not mean it is a separate character as he reads and speaks exactly like the fmc.
Hard-core-wanting-to-throw-my-kindle-into-the-wall stuff.
The ogre wears fucking sweat pants but lives in a swamp.
He grew up watching tv but has no electricity?
The whole point with a monster lover is for the mc to be a monster.
Not a 20 year old jock in green paint.
They fell in love in two weeks.
First of all, I had to call in sick from work because my eyes were permanently stuck in the back of my head from rolling them so much.
Then, I had to ice my face from the uncountable amount of times I face-palmed.
Second of all… Thirdly? Fourth?
Was any effort put into this at ALL when it comes to the plot? Actually, when it comes to anything in this “novel”.
The ogre, having lived hidden from humans, IN A SWAMP, suddenly GETS ON A FUCKING PLANE?
This isn’t even the 1930s where MAYBE he could have. Passport? ID? Security? Anyone?
I’m guessing this author has never actually been on a plane or watched a single movie produced past 1943.
HE ALSO ONLY WEARS A CAP AND GLASSES?
What airport in the US- no, what backcountry shithole in the WORLD- would allow a green giant without a passport, in glasses and a hoodie, be allowed into any airport? Less of all A FUCKING PLANE?
And the random incest because regular cheating isn’t enough to showcase what a dick-wad her fiancé is?
Please. This was like, the least problematic thing that happened in this book.
The fmc being almost RAPED and then the “orge”(Chad from Florida Uni in green paint) nnnnneeeeds her and they fuck so many times in front of the unconscious rapist.
Also also.
SHE NEVER FUCKING WASHES. She goes around with orge cum and the first time they have sex she hasn’t showered in three days IN FLORIDA. IN A COTTAGE WITHOUT AC. IN THE FUCKING SWAMP.
JAIIIIIIIIIIIIL. FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS.
INCLUDING THE AI THAT PROBABLY WROTE THIS.
BLEACH MY EYEBALLS.
flowerreadsalot's review
5.0
I don’t care I’m rating this 5 stars lmao. I could not stop laughing because I was in shock that I was reading this. 10/10 recommend this shrek porn
michellej_books's review
4.0
Simple, funny, with some romance, and smut, perfect for a quick read. I liked the references to Shrek with the little details to how the characters their names you could deduce who is who from the movie characters. Beck I must say I loved him, he's sweet, he knows how to cook, he's funny, he stands up for you above all, and he's a sweetheart. I couldn't stop laughing in some parts of the book, the plot twist at the end is something I can't get over and maybe I was a little traumatized by that part. Overall I liked the characters and the setting, I already want to read the second book to see what the swamp adventure of our favorite Ogre has in store for us.