506 reviews for:

The Regrets

Amy Bonnaffons

3.22 AVERAGE


3.5

Apparently 3.5 is my new favorite Goodreads score...

Frankly, I was a bit embarrassed about the whole thing. Picking up my ex-boyfriend for comfort, like a nubby old blanket. Only women who were babies did things like that. I had always prided myself on not being a baby-woman. In fact, I wasn't a baby even when I was an actual baby. My first full sentence, when I was eighteen months old, was "Don't pick me up." I have always been little and cute, my whole life; my whole life people have wanted to pick me up and cradle me and treat me like an idiot" (260).

This is everything I love in a book. Literary. Kind of bananas. A little bit of romance.

"It is a plot that could be—that should be—unbearably twee, oppressively quirky, in love with its own melancholy. Instead, Bonnaffons' (The Wrong Heaven, 2018) first full-length novel is a rare pleasure: a philosophical rom-com too weird, too bodily, too precise, too fun to get bogged down in trembling sentiment. Deep and deeply funny." -Kirkus

Genre: Literary fiction; Love stories; Surrealist fiction
Character: Well-developed
Storyline: Character-driven
Tone: Bittersweet; Explicit; Funny; Romantic
Writing Style: Candid; Lyrical; Well-crafted dialogue
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jessica_reads's review

5.0
dark emotional funny hopeful reflective medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

This was a weird one with lots of sex but also fascinating and compelling.

I.... Don't understand why
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schwalove's review

3.5
dark emotional reflective sad fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

slotheyjade's review

2.25
challenging dark sad medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Complicated
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

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I would've rated this lower but the last section of the book really brought things together. As a love story this would be terrible but I think there's something metaphorical to be read here.

grrrlwholived's review

3.0
dark reflective sad slow-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Complicated
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

breereads_'s review

2.0
emotional reflective sad medium-paced

I wish this book was better than what it was...like maybe a bit more existential and a lot less horny.