Reviews with content warning for Vomit - A Holly Jolly Ever After

I originally DNF’d this on page 100 but my coworkers love my retelling of bad books and wanted me to pick this back up. The thing that I’m most mad about is that it could have been a perfectly fine romance but the authors couldn’t stop themselves from throwing more tropes into the book blender when they really needed to spend some time with the characters working through their individual issues.

Winnie- a former darling of the religious movie network- is facing scandal after her divorce and rumors her now ex-husband circulated about her infidelity even though he was the one who cheated. Don’t expect her to ever work through that hot mess though because her best solution is to take charge of her life by agreeing to star in a racy Santa movie made for the wholesome Hope Channel’s new venture Hope After Dark and then sleeping with her costar because it turns out she’s bad at acting sexy because she grew up steeped in purity culture and has never had an orgasm. Kallum is the costar in question- a former boybander who now owns a chain of pizza restaurants and has a sex tape in which he says “now that’s what I call tossing the dough” (🤢)- and he’s all too happy to give Winnie sex lessons because his only two personality traits are sex and pizza.

I have so many complaints that I can only list them because they fill me so deeply with rage.

Worst tropes ever: surprise pregnancy and a miscarriage scare. These could have easily been omitted in favor of actually working through Winnie’s religious trauma and Kallum learning he needs to grow up.
In what universe is the wholesome religious channel branching out into Cinemax-y softcore porn style productions?
The film’s intimacy coordinator asks about boundaries and allows Winnie to simply say she doesn’t have any! That is a huge red flag for doesn’t know shit about anything. It is absolutely this guy’s job to clearly spell out everything no matter how minuscule and to step in whenever necessary to prevent boundaries from getting crossed and to keep everyone safe. But no, they just move on to choreography despite it being crystal clear than Winnie cannot give informed consent because she is absolutely not informed on anything sex related.
Off hand mention of elf orgy in the background of a scene where their characters are fighting
THE SLEIGH RUNS ON SANTA’S PEPPERMINT SEMEN. WHY?? I swear I’m a good person and I didn’t deserve this.
People show up like they’ve teleported in. Winnie’s ex shows up on set (do they not have security at all?) and then her parents show up after she informs them of her pregnancy (at least this was on the street instead of on set but sure, it makes sense that they just materialize behind her)
What is this Christmas town and how is it operating? A movie theater that only shows Christmas movies all year? That’s not sustainable. Don’t even get me started on the strip club where the dancers are named after reindeer.
Winnie never tells Kallum about her narcolepsy and it doesn’t make much of an influence on the plot. It seems to exist just so Winnie can be further traumatized by her parents and ex-husband calling her lazy rather than understanding her medical condition but there’s enough going on. It could have easily been taken out and nothing would be lost.
Kallum’s sister gets on his case for sleeping with someone who’d been in a years long relationship, which is not on him at all since he wasn’t the one in the relationship. Also, sister knew about it minutes after the sex so why did she wait until the girl got engaged to yell at him?
During the above yelling, Kallum (a man in his 30s) has to Google Homewrecker because he doesn’t know what it means
Kallum’s sister, her husband & all 4-5 of her kids have names that start with T and I just don’t like that. It’s giving Duggars which is not a good look.
Miscommunication. I hate it so much and I’m sick of these golden retriever MMCs who mean well but say one thing wrong and the MFC goes silent for months and they can’t figure out what they did wrong. And then even after they’re forgiven the MFC will hold it against them forever. When Winnie is thinking about how Kallum is too irresponsible to be a father, she thinks about 3 things, one of which happened legit 14 years ago! Babe, go back to therapy!

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dangcrystal's review against another edition

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funny lighthearted medium-paced

Plot- or character-driven? Character
Strong character development? Yes
Loveable characters? Yes
Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
Flaws of characters a main focus? No

4.0

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meganlafo's review

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funny hopeful medium-paced

Plot- or character-driven? A mix
Strong character development? Yes
Loveable characters? Yes
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.5

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rebecca_arielle's review

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funny hopeful lighthearted fast-paced

Plot- or character-driven? A mix
Strong character development? Yes
Loveable characters? Yes
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.75

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amberlfaris's review

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emotional funny hopeful lighthearted tense medium-paced

Plot- or character-driven? A mix
Strong character development? Yes
Loveable characters? Yes
Diverse cast of characters? No
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

3.75

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cover2covertx's review

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emotional hopeful reflective sad slow-paced

Plot- or character-driven? A mix
Strong character development? It's complicated
Loveable characters? It's complicated
Diverse cast of characters? No
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.5

I think the authors wanted to put too many themes and plots into one story arc. It just made things kind of messy in the second half. Also, no trigger warnings was a bad move for this one especially.

And miscarriage should never be used as a casual plot device and the way it was handled absolutely felt like that

I’ll definitely be reading the third in the series whenever it comes out but this book didn’t fit with the vibe of the Christmas Notch books all because of that second half.

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purplepenning's review

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emotional funny hopeful medium-paced

Plot- or character-driven? A mix
Strong character development? Yes
Loveable characters? Yes

3.25

There are no good variables to work with when the answer to the equation is other peoples' idea of perfection.

Another one where I liked the previous book in the series, liked the main and side characters, liked much of what was being addressed, but still didn't love the story or execution. Le sigh.

There's no age when people stop learning about their bodies.

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natashaleighton_'s review against another edition

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emotional funny inspiring medium-paced

Plot- or character-driven? A mix
Strong character development? Yes
Loveable characters? Yes
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0

A delightfully sexy and utterly Christmassy romance that lovers of Hallmark, spicy Rom-coms and cinnamon roll love interests are going to Devour!

Set in Christmas Notch, A Holly Jolly Ever After follows Winnie Baker, the squeaky clean Hope channel actress still recovering from the scandal of her public (and rather messy) divorce. And Pizza mogul/ former boyband member, Callum Lieberman, as they co-star in the Hope Channels’ new business venture: Hope After Dark. Which sees the pair co-starring in an all new, sexy Christmas movie called Santa, Baby.

Having loved A Merry Little Meet Cute soo much, I knew I needed to get my hands on a copy of its sequel/ companion novel as soon as physically possible—especially when I found out it would follow the pizza loving sweet heart,Callum. And, having done so (a massive thank you to Sofia for sending me a copy btw) I’m glad to report it’s just as sizzlingly swoon-worthy (and unputdownable) as its predecessor!

Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone’s unique styles of writing work so well together, and I love how seamlessly they blend humour and spice into such a heartfelt (yet chaotically sexy) read that I couldn’t help but emotionally invest in.

Continuing with the themes of double standards, sex and body positivity (first explored in book 1), Murphy and Simone also expertly delve into subjects, such as reputation, double standards, self worth and the harmful (media led) societal pressures that affect the way we see ourselves and our bodies. Which as a plus sized reader is something I really appreciated.

It was also really great to finally see some plus sized male rep which I feel is still something of a rarity in the genre (though if you have any recs do be sure to let me know.)

I loved our protagonists, who were both really well developed and full of soo much depth. And the romance was off the charts good! If you enjoy a well written and fabulously steamy romance then you’re gonna absolutely love Winnie and Callum’s on (and off set) interactions.

Winnie, having spent her entire life doing “the right thing” in an effort to keep a spotless reputation has found herself tarnished regardless, so exploring her shame around sex (due to her strict, faith based upbringing) and the role public perception plays in objectifying/policing women’s bodies was really interesting.

I was instantly endeared to her, and loved seeing just how much progress she made in unlearning soo many of the harmful perceptions she grew up with.

Callum, our MMC (and Winnie’s love interest) was also really adorable, cinnamon roll of a character, currently dealing with lifelong insecurities surrounding his weight and former career as the least popular, “fat” member of boyband INK. I really enjoyed getting to explore into a male POV surrounding the public perceptions and pressures that men in the public eye may also face.

His patience and support (of Winnie) was soo heartwarming and I loved how genuinely kind and patient he was in helping Winnie to unpack all that trauma. Plus, his corny pizza related puns added the perfect comic relief to the tenser, more emotionally charged scenes.

Overall, a sizzlingly satisfying, Santa-filled Rom com that’s bursting with festive sexiness (and pizza related puns) to offset the tenser, more emotionally charged scenes. I absolutely loved it! Just be sure to check TWs beforehand.

Also, a huge thank you to Sofia Saghir for the stunning finished copy.

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