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criticallyours's review
1.0
Just putting it out there for anyone who picked up this book thinking that it would be filled with steamy fairy tales: you're gonna be disappointed.
The fairy tales are twisted into ridiculous stories involving making frothy semen milkshakes in glass slippers, letting down a rope of pubic hair to the prince who's busily humping his wood against a tree in a fit of bewildering lust, etc. etc.
If you want to laugh at your favourite childhood character's penis/bush jungle/whatever, then this book is for you. I was just hoping for something different.
The fairy tales are twisted into ridiculous stories involving making frothy semen milkshakes in glass slippers, letting down a rope of pubic hair to the prince who's busily humping his wood against a tree in a fit of bewildering lust, etc. etc.
If you want to laugh at your favourite childhood character's penis/bush jungle/whatever, then this book is for you. I was just hoping for something different.
mabsmith's review
1.0
Ugh. I liked the history of the fairy tales element, but every story that retold by the author was terribly done and felt like a mockery as opposed to a true attempt at erotically retelling these stories. Hard pass.
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