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Placenta of Love by Spike Marlowe

dantastic's review

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4.0

On Venus, the amusement park planet, robot pirate Captain Carl is granted free will and creates another life, an AI named Helen that he loves. When he tries to give Helen a living body made from a huge placenta, she runs amok and threatens to destroy the planet. Can Captain Carl stop her without killing the only being he's ever loved?

Sigh. It's that tired old story. Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy and girl get back together. Only the boy is a sentient robot pirate in an amusement park. And the girl is a giant placenta with an AI for a brain and births smaller placentas. Okay, fine, it's not the same old story. What do you expect from a book written by a real life super heroine?

Placenta of Love is Bizarro love story. While on the surface you get a lot of Bizarro tropes like weird sex and dildos, underneath it's surprisingly sweet. Love conquers all, even the Robo-Pope and her Church of Transubstantial Birth Fear.

The writing is polished and I liked the way Spike started each chapter with a description of one of the park's attractions, like the Tunnel of Lust or the Driller.

I'm not really sure what else I can say without spoiling more of the plot than I already have. Jiji the Robo-cat was probably my favorite character. Spankies, anyone? I really liked it when
SpoilerCaptain Carl stepped up and embraced his Robo-pirate nature.


If you like pirates, placentas, and popes, this is the book for you. Give Spike Marlowe a chance. I, for one, would like to see more from her.

sheldonnylander's review

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4.0

Captain Carl is a Robo-pirate who develops and falls in love with an artificial intelligence that he has implanted into a placenta. This all takes place in an amusement park that covers the entire planet Venus. Don't worry. It's a lot to take in, and probably oversimplifies it a bit.

This is the basic plot behind Placenta of Love by Spike Marlowe, part of the 2011-2012 line in the New Bizarro Authors Series, which means that this is Marlowe's first published novel. Each chapter begins with the description of a particular attraction around the park and how it works. It's actually quite creative. It makes one wonder if the author may have been a Disney Imagineer in a previous incarnation.

The plot is decent. There's some odd characters to be had, but nothing that's really out of the realm of a bizarro novel. You have a Robo-cat that shows up and requests that Captain Carl gives it “spankies.” You have Pope Natzo Innocent of...okay, I'm not going into that because it would spoil the plot, and because this review would become an entire tome in and of itself were I to go into it.

It's actually an interesting exploration into the how a childlike A.I. would potentially learn about its surrounding, decide it doesn't want to do what it was designed to do, but then discovers that it may be necessary to address its true nature. In an amusement park. On the planet Venus. Well, it's certainly a better exploration of this than that God-awful movie “A.I. Artificial Intelligence” for which I still haven't forgiven Steven Spielberg and quite possibly never will.

The writing and the story line are good, if a bit far-fetched physically, which when dealing with a bizarro novel is saying something. My biggest complaint is probably the characters. Captain Carl and even Natzo Innocent are written well, with Carl as a developing and learning A.I., while Natzo is an experienced A.I. and has learned more about the ways of the world. But a lot of the other characters felt a little flat. Even Helen, Captain Carl's love interest and titular placenta, comes off a bit two-dimensional, only pushing the boundaries of a third-dimension and not quite taking shape. Still, strip out the bizarro elements and it's a classic, tragic love story. And I have to give the author credit for her creativity in actually thinking about how such an amusement park and each ride would work. That kind of attention to detail is surprising for a short novella, but helps bring the location to life.

Placenta of Love by Spike Marlowe earns 4 out of 5 glowing orange fingers.

audleigh's review

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4.0

Placenta of Love is a short, enjoyable, and very strange read. I think its a strong book for a first published work by the author. Spike Marlowe knows how to write and I hope to see more from her in the future. Her voice is distinctive and oddly wonderful.

Definitely recommended to fans of Bizarro, especially those seeking newer authors.

Fingers crossed that the author will get signed to more books.

[Edit: After reading the book it stayed in my mind for weeks and I decided to bump up the rating one star. This book is definitely worth a re-read to get a better grasp on the larger themes beyond the strangeness of the general setting. It stands out as a quality piece of work that I enjoyed more while digesting than I did while reading, something rarely found in any novel. Highly recommended.]
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