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The Fifth Heart by Dan Simmons

kaebirdie's review against another edition

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1.0

Excruciating. Long-winded, pointless expositions and time-wasting racist discussions. I had the audiobook of this book and it could easily have been pared down from the 23 hours it currently takes up. I found some parts interesting but those were like oases in the desert of glum prose. Bonus: if you do shots for every time the word "interlocutor" shows up, I bet this book is a lot more fun.

devlavaca's review against another edition

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adventurous hopeful mysterious reflective

4.0

yaakovakiva's review against another edition

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3.0

This book only get 3 stars for the AMAZING narration by David Pittu. He is a breathtakingly awesome narrator and he might be the only reason I finished this book, which had some amazing ideas and fascinating bits of history, but never fully came together in a cohesive or riveting way. Hyperion Cantos is one of my favorite all time reads but this felt like a mess and not even a mess that kept me engaged. Disappointed that the whole "I may be a fictional character" theme never really grew into something that interested me. The whole book feels half baked in terms of plot and cohesive themes.

lucardus's review against another edition

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3.0

Das hier ist der schwächste Simmons seit Jahren, aber immer noch gut genug, dass man ihn an einigen Stellen mit Genuss lesen kann. Die Handlung ist relativ dünn, es ist schon früh klar, worauf es hinausläuft und Simmons versucht da auch keine Überraschung. Es ist ein Holmes-Roman, in dem dieser wie üblich seine Fälle löst, man nie wirklich glaubt, dass irgendetwas schief geht und in dem eigentlich immer Henry James die besten Szenen hat. Es gibt recht interessante und witzige Gespräche in der High Society von Washington, berühmte Zeitgenossen wie Teddy Roosevelt, Samuel Longhorne Clemens (aka Mark Twain) und ein Auftritt von Rudyard Kipling, der völlig im Sand verläuft (wurde da gekürzt?).

Simmons hat offenbar wie üblich gründlich recherchiert und sicher einiges an Material aus Drood und Black Hills wiederverwendet (u. a. Paha Sapa für eine kurze Szene), allerdings scheint er weitaus mehr Hintergrundmaterial gehabt zu haben als Story, denn man wird stellenweise zugeschüttet mit Informationen, die oft wenig mit der Handlung zu tun haben oder einfach irgendwann nicht mehr interessieren. Ich schätze, es hätten ca. 200 Seiten weniger sein können, würden die Info-Dumps fehlen. Anders als bei Stephensons "Seveneves" gingen sie mir hier irgendwann auf die Nerven, weil ich dein Eindruck hatte, es gibt nicht genug zu erzählen, also füllen wir mal die Details aus.

Leider ist, wie schon in The Abominable, der eigentliche Kernpunkt der Story zumindest indirekt mit einem Punkt garniert, wo es sich Simmons meiner Meinung nach etwas zu leicht macht und einfach das Böse an sich "the Germans" wieder aus dem Ärmel holt. Gut, bei "The Abominable" waren es naturgegeben-böse Prä-Machtergreifungs-Nazis, aber hier ist es * ACHTUNG SPOILER * "Fritz Krupp" als Geldgeber für die Anarchisten? Oder hat Irene hier einfach gelogen? So wie Simmons beim Thema Deutsche tickt (zumindest meine ich das in den letzten Romanen herauszuhören, vielleicht bin ich da auch überempfindlich), ist das ernst gemeint. Krupp finanziert Attentäter (auch noch Anarchisten), um hohe Persönlichkeiten umzubringen und dadurch Kriege zu provozieren, um wiederum seine Krupp-Kanonen besser verkaufen zu können. Es hätte einfach im Dunkeln bleiben sollen, wer der Geldgeber ist. Und Simmons lässt es sich nicht nehmen die dünne Story durch einen Trick komplexer erscheinen zu lassen, der schließlich in einem Ätsch-Effekt aufgelöst wird. Schade.

Fazit: Dünne Story, sehr viel zeitgenössisches Detailwissen und einige gute Szenen. Henry James ist mein Star, aber Simmons hat mit "The Fifth Heart" die Klasse von Drood und The Terror weit verfehlt.

timinbc's review against another edition

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2.0

There may be a good book hidden here in this bloated wankfest.
Well, maybe a novella.
There are some wonderfully interesting ideas here, but they are wasted.

Some are buried under the massive info-dumps, so detailed that I actually wondered if Simmons was actually TRYING to be boring.

Some are lost in the sort of Sherlockism that, to be fair, Conan Doyle also did. Simmons spends mayne 60 pages walking us around the Chicago Exposition, repeatedly telling is that there are at least a hundred excellent places for a sniper to use. But Holmes KNOWS which one he will use. How does he know? He just knows.

Some are smothered in the gloom of Eeyore, I'm sorry I meant Henry James. Others are lost among the minutiae of everyone famous who lived in Washington, D.C. in the 1890s.

Some action scenes are quite good. Others are interrupted by more informational bloviating. I half expected to read "We heard a shot. Cabot Lodge murmured "A Mauser .303, if I'm not mistaken, one of the series made in Mannheim between 1879 and 1882, except for a six-month period in which the apprentices were on strike because they had heard, incorrectly, that apprentices in Frankfurt were being paid more - we never did find the source of that rumour. A bullet whizzed past. Lodge has been correct."

Anyway, we are running out of pages, and it's time to bring it all together. There's one very good piece of explanation, but the rest of the plot collapses like wet crepe paper. In particular, one of the key pieces of the plot's framework is revealed to be sordid and not terribly important.

And the final scene? Had it not been a library book I would have hurled it across the room.

After the unpleasant Flashback - in which Nigel Farage would have been right at home - and now this, I'm done with Simmons. His Hyperion series was mostly excellent, but lately he's just not impressed me. There are so many other writers out there who ARE impressing me.

In fact, if you want a good mystery-adventure about the Columbian Exposition and Sherlockian shenanigans, you'd do better with Steve Hockensmith's "World's Greatest Sleuth!" It's also funny.

amy123456789's review against another edition

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adventurous challenging dark mysterious reflective slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

4.25

lareinadehades's review against another edition

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adventurous mysterious tense slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

1.5

Interesting concept, but over-written. It felt like the author wanted everyone to know he did research and try to cram as much as possible in the book.

olgabee's review against another edition

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challenging slow-paced

2.25

cityiguana's review

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adventurous mysterious slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

2.5

Teddy Roosevelt is the best part of this book

nettles's review against another edition

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3.0

2.5 ⭐️