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4.0

Things I Have Learned By Reading This Book:
1. Don't look in the bloody bag;
2. Think twice before agreeing to experimental brain surgery;
3. Don't go in the kitchen!;
4. Trying out medieval torture devices "for fun" isn't a good idea;
5. An overwrought imagination and midnight at the Murderers' Den of the waxworks are not a good combination;
6. That portrait of the evil-looking man with the creepy eyes? Don't buy it;
7. Sleeping dogs are best left to lie, especially if they're dead.
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